I just saw something so insane that my thoughts are officially exploded. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to say. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or what the fuck is the world truly coming apart at the seams? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a bad {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape.
What The Fuck Are You Spouting?
Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. You're talking a load of crap like a broken record and it's giving me a real pain in the arse. What in the actual f*** are you even saying? It sounds like you got your wires crossed. Spit it out straight, or shut up.
Frankly|What The Fuck?!
This whole mess is just insane! I'm flabbergasted. How the hell did this even happen? This is totally bogus. Seriously, someone needs to clarify themselves. I'm furious.
Honestly, I Don't Give a Shit, But...
Look, your people are all absolutely out of line. This whole thing is just a mess, and I'm about as interested in it as a dead fish. But, here's the deal: there's that needs to change.
- {For example,|Listen up:
- The truth is...
Get The Fuck Off Of {Here|This Spot|
Listen up, you wimp. You're killing my day, and it's gotta cease right now. Seriously? I've reached enough limit with your crap. So, here's the {deal|situation|: Get the hell out of my sight.
What The Actual Crap?
You glare at that pile of garbage, and you just burst out laughing. It's so utterly ridiculous, it makes you want to throw something. Like, seriously, what the heck is going on here? Is this some sick joke? Or are we just going insane? No doubt, one thing's for sure: you can't un-see this disaster.